Troop #744

Troop #744 Oct 18, 2007 12:56:59 GMT -5

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Post by deamon on Oct 18, 2007 12:56:59 GMT -5

"Alrighty then girls!" Zuzu paced back and forth like a drill sargent, "today we are getting new members for troop # 744!" She slapped a ruler on a near by table near a younger girl who began to cry huge tears and wail like an ambulance.

"Zuzu! Don't scare them you retard!"
"Oops, sorry." Suzume hid the ruler and walked out onto a stage. "I would like for you to put your hands together for our daisys, Okesha, Ayden, and Aysa!" She let the audience clap for a few minutes before continuing. "I would also like to introduce our 9 other new members!"

"Why the hell am I wearing a skirt?!?" Roxas screamed tugging at it.
"You're just jelous mines cuter." Furyk glared at Roxas with a solid smirk.
"This is so wrong."
"Shut up Syrus! You think you have it bad, I'm getting a seriously rotton wedgie!" Kye groaned, tugging at his own skirt.
"I think you look kinda cute. So do you Hanzo."
"Yeah, you would think that, wouldn't you Damon."
"What are you trying to say!"Damon flipped his hair and smoothed out some wrinkles in the grey skirt.

Hanzo rolled his eyes and put his hands on his hips. Zenith giggled at Hanzo's girl pose and Hanzo snapped him a dirty look. Altaire, Selys, and Usagi laughed hysterically at the guys.
"Furyk, what the hell are you doing!?" he yelled as Furyk patted down his chest like a cop looking for a gun.
"I was just making sure you didn't have a chest because your filling that shirt out nicely, and I don't have one so you can't either!" Roxas slapped Furyk and pushed him away.
"You sick bastard!" shrieked Roxas.
"A least he isn't talking like a woman." Gavin mutered beneath his breath as he glared at his cute brown outfit.
"This is redicules." Hyo growled, pulling down his navy blue skirt.
"Umm, guys? Ever heard of, uh, shaving?
". . ." The guys stared at him oddly.

"Damon, men don't shave" Hyo said with a look of shock and dread as all eyes in the room turned to Damon in a short skirt and newly waxed legs.
"Oh," he looked down at his feet and turned dark crimson, "I guess not."
Furyk coyly strutted up to Damon and slid an arm around his waist. "Yah know Damon, if I didn't know you were a guy, I'd say you're purdy darn cute."
Damon blushed rose pink and pulled as his grey skirt. "Th-th-thanks Furyk."
In return, Furyk winked and clicked his tongue, "No problem cutie."

Damon giggled and looked up at Furyk as he walked away akwardly in a short brown skirt. Hyo slapped his hand to his face and sighed. "Your a disgrace to man, Furyk."
"Damon is the one who shaves his legs!!!" Hanzo yelled looking up from both of his hands.
"Alright I get it! Shaving and waxing is bad! Now Shut Up!" Damon yelled at the top of his lungs.
After a few minuets of silence and Damon's heavy breathing Zuzu and Ikaina giggled.

"Umm, guys? Yeah. . . um, we're, we're kinda being watched." Damon said looking toward the audience of chicks.
Everyone looked from Kye to there silent audience. Most of the girls were stiffling giggles. ALtaire and Usagi's bodies shook with laughter as they bit their arms to keep silent.
"Are we done, gentlemen, or should I say ladies?" Suzume said in an extremely serious tone, it made the little girl cry again.
All the girls burst into laughter. Kye growled, Hanzo yelled obsinities, and Damon blushed crimson. Zuzu lept up on the stage and gathered all the guys together. "I expect everyone to be kind to our new members," she gave an evil eye to Ikaina, who was laughing beneath her breath. "Now please be seated guys."

Suzume cleared her throat before she began. "Today we are planning out this and next month's meetings!" There was a groan from some of the girls, "We are selling cookies, magazines, and our anual bakesale/BBQ."
She paused to get a breath in. "This year, the five scouts that sell the least amount of cookies has to volunteer at the nursing home for washing old people. The five who sell the most will get their money doubled and get a pizza party and spa."

There were whispers in the crowd and Ikaina wondered up next to Zuzu on the stage. "For the magazines, top ten get to go to a movie of their choosing and double their money as well. The losing five have to clean and trim the dog park down the road." Ikaina said with a smug look.

The door opened and Lilyx walked in. All the guys stared and drool. Lilyx stood in the doorway for a minute, a hand on her hip. She was wearing knee high boots, and a short, short grey shirt. Her top was tied in a knot under her chest, and her jacket was over that, unbuttoned. Her chest was popping out the top, so if she bent over, it was going to fall out.

"Sorry, prostitutes aren't allowed." Ikaina spat as Lilyx walked down the isle and sat next to Selys.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just saw the 'No White Trash' sign on the door. Which reminds me, what are you doing here?"
Ikaina growled, "Rot in hell slut."
Lilyx simply taunted her by raising her hand over her mouth, "Oh, I'm so scared."
"Yeah? Well-"
"Ikaina!!! Lilyx!!!" Zuzu yelled, glaring at the both of them, pointing to the daisys.
The two of them looked at the daisys, then exchanged evil looks and quieted.

[Props to Raven for typing.]

Post by deamon on Oct 17, 2007 14:01:08 GMT -5

Post by deamon on Oct 18, 2007 12:56:59 GMT -5